What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

What contributed to the popularity of The Beatles' song 'Yesterday'? Was it due to its simplicity, lyrics, or other factors?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

Why do so many people suddenly think it's acceptable to continue to live with their parents into adulthood?

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do some people refuse to explain their actions or behavior when asked? Why do they claim to not know the reason instead of providing an explanation?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

Everyone says the pet population is out of control. Everyone says you MUST spay or neuter your pets. No one wants to talk about how its almost $1,000 to spay or neuter a pet. Why is it so expensive if its so necessary? Animal shelters do it for free.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?